Peter Baynham Quotes

Peter Baynham — Welsh Comedian born on June 28, 1963,

Peter Baynham is a Welsh comedian, screenwriter, and performer... (wikipedia)

I'm nostalgic for the future I knew as a kid. Back then, it was a lovely, bleepy, heavenly land populated by svelte men in white polo necks, who would lounge on big white sofas sipping blue wine from big glass globes, beside women like the ones on the covers of Hedkandi chill out compilations.

It feels quite cool, in a mad way, to be someone who skulks about in the shadows.

We're chipping away at our capacity for wonder. When hologram TVs eventually go on sale, they'll cost £20,000 and be bought only by those strange, heroic, friendless men who live in flats piled high with giant 80s mobiles and DVD players weighing eight stone.

I was a pedantic child. I'd get really annoyed at the logic of small things that don't bother anyone else.

Innovations, instantly followed by a demented lust for them, now arrive with dizzying speed, not just daily, but in one-hour delivery slots.