Mark Russell Quotes

Mark Russell — American Writer born on August 23, 1932,

Mark Russell is an American political satirist and comedian best known for his parody songs, which he performs while accompanying himself on piano... (wikipedia)

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

If the audience doesn't like it, usually they're just silent. But they've never all walked out at once.

The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.

You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!

You know that a given in life in human nature, is that at a sporting event, a baseball game, a football game, you never introduce a politician, is because he'll be booed. I don't care if he's the most beloved person in the world, its part of the game.

Mark Russell Quotes

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