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Jay London — American Comedian

Jay London is an American stand-up comic, whose one-liner jokes made him a favorite on NBC's Last Comic Standing. Although he did not win either of the two seasons in which he appeared, his humble personality and clean comedy made him a favorite among the show's fans... (wikipedia)

It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.
They asked me what I thought about euthanasia. I said I'm more concerned about the adults.
I saw a stationery store move.
At Motel 6 in Amish Country I wonder if they leave the light on for you?
My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
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My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can ...
convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach ...
Beyonce, Jay-Z and Blue Ivy enjoy secret London outing
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recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights ...
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