Jack Paar — American Entertainer born on May 01, 1916, died on January 27, 2004

Jack Harold Paar was an American author, radio and television comedian and talk show host, best known for his stint as host of The Tonight Show from 1957 to 1962. Time magazine's obituary noted that: "His fans would remember him as the fellow who split talk show history into two eras: Before Paar and Below Paar.".. (wikipedia)

Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery.
Poor people have more fun than rich people, they say; and I notice it's the rich people who keep saying it.
Looking back, my life seems like one long obstacle race, with me as the chief obstacle.
Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those you ask into your living room. I kid you not!
I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off.