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A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke.
For me, I need to be able to show up on set and fart around and goof around. If I can have that, when I'm not acting, then when I'm acting I can go however deep and dark and bad I need to. I developed that more with 'Breaking Bad' because I've never worked on anything as dark for as long.
I burp, I fart. I'm a real woman.
I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Over at the Olivia Pope & Associates set, we're like middle school children. Every time there's a cut in the action, we joke and dance around; there's show tunes and fart noises.
At a certain point, you have to face the fact that you've turned into an old fart.
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop.
