Dan Quisenberry Quotes

Dan Quisenberry — American Athlete born on February 07, 1950, died on September 30, 1998

Dan Raymond "Quiz" Quisenberry was an American right-handed relief pitcher in Major League Baseball who played primarily for the Kansas City Royals. Notable for his submarine-style pitching delivery and his humorous quotes, he led the American League in saves a record five times, and retired in 1990 with 244 saves, then the 6th-highest total in major league history... (wikipedia)

The best thing about baseball is there's no homework.

A manager uses a relief pitcher like a six shooter, he fires until it's empty then takes the gun and throws it at the villain.

If overconfidence can cause the Roman Empire to fall, I ought to be able to get a ground ball.

Most pitchers fear losing their fastball, but since I don't have one, I have nothing to fear but fear itself.

Every year the World Series should go seven games for the dramatics of it.