Bryan Callen Quotes

Bryan Callen — American Actor born on January 26, 1967,

Bryan Christopher Callen is an American actor and comedian. He studied acting at the Beverly Hills Playhouse, and got his start as one of the original cast members on the sketch comedy series MADtv. He is the co-host of the successful podcast 'The Fighter & The Kid' alongside former UFC heavyweight "Big Brown" Brendan Schaub... (wikipedia)

I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!

Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.

Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.

Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.

I've always wanted to be a brooding, deep, dark artist, but I can never keep that facade going for more than 15 minutes.