Aziz Ansari Quotes

Aziz Ansari — American Comedian born on February 23, 1983,

Aziz Ansari is an American actor and comedian. He is known for his series regular role as Tom Haverford on the NBC show Parks and Recreation... (wikipedia)

When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I'm obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.

Every single person, pretty much, is taught what they're supposed to do: go to school, get a job, find someone to love, get married, have kids, raise the kids, and then die. Nobody questions that. What if you want to do something different?

Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out and hope for the best.

Even in my stand-up, there's a lot more positivity and enthusiasm rather than negative, I-hate-everything vibes.

For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.